t seems like only yesterday Television X were announcing the winners of their much coveted SHAFTA awards. It’s a cliche I know but time does fly when you’re having fun and I can hardly believe that the nominations are up already for this year’s SHAFTA contenders.
Regular followers will know I was thrilled and super proud when I won the Male Performer title last year. I remember it being a crazzzzy night of celebrations where the following morning, with no sleep and for no apparant reason, I ended up staggering into my doctor’s rather elegant and prestigious Harley street clinic totally dishelveled, reeking of booze golden cock trophy in hand. “Christian…” I yelled… My doctor looking a tad nervous behind his desk… “I won!!” Fortunatley my doc being the cool guy he is didn’t feel the need to call security much to the dismay of the clinic’s other staff and patients. He gave me a pat on the back and I was on my way.
Next stop… Mums…
Mum, although pleased for my success, wasn’t really impressed with me plonking my magnificent golden cock right in front of her on top of the tv… Especially whilst she was watching the Wright Stuff! In hindsight it wasn’t the best way of telling her about my glorious victory, but you’ll be pleased to know she’s now made a full recovery.
Anyway, who knows what this year’s shenanigans will bring?! I’m up for best male again and would love it if you guys voted for me. Not sure how the old dear would feel about that but hey…
I’ve gotta say It’s been one hell of a year with TVX and as well as being up for best male I also feel privileged to have been involved in three of the channels nominated films.
Unit XXX - Directed by Kaizen XXX - Best Spoof
Frustrated Housewives - Directed Pure XXX - Best Spoof
Road Warriors - Directed By Kaizenxxx - Best Spoof
The Male performer category this year has a good cross section of guys from the UK scene. Obvioulsy the guys selected are chosen for the body of work they’ve done just for Television X but as the channel tends to use the cream of the crop it’s fair to say that the nominess reflect who’s at the top of their game. Credit also due to the likes of Clarke Kent and Jamie B who missed out on the nominations this year but who both continue to knock out some blinding scenes.
Now of course I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want you all to VOTE FOR ME ,but fair’s fair, you need to be able to make an informed decision. Here’s TVX’s You Tube Promo on all the runners and below my own little rundown on the competition…
Danny D is relatively new to the straight scene, about a year I think, and is the youngest of the nominees. He’s a likeable lad with a freakishly long schlong that makes it impossible for him not to get noticed. I’ve only actually worked alongside him the once in Unit XXX but with that kind of tool at his disposal he makes for a formidable competitor. If Danny doesn’t pick up the gong this year he’ll no doubt be one to watch out for in the future.
Tony James a veteren in the porn biz and a solid performer. I know Tony very well having worked alongside him in loads of scenes. As well as his successes on Television X with shows like Motorhome Mingers, Tony does particularly well on the amateur circuit with his non threatening guy next door look and no job too small attitude. Tony is one of the busiest performers on the circuit.
Mark Sloan is in my opinion the most gifted in the acting department. The porn industry has always had bad press with regard to the general standard of acting ability in XXX movies, and with good reason I may add. However Mark is one of the few guys who can actually pull it off and therefore will always add value to a produciton. He is knocking on a bit now though but a deserved contender none the less! haha
Pascal White the bonking Belgium has been around the longest of all the nominees. His accent always gets the girls and his role as Ben Dovers side kick over the years shows he’s happy playing the fool. In the end it’s Pascal who has the last laugh as he ploughs his way through all the industry’s top totty.
So there you have it, that’s the competition… As for ME?… Well if you’re here and you’ve been following my blog then I guess you know all there is to know. Quick recap? Ok. Current holder of the SHAFTA crown and defending my title. Also the only UK based male nominated in the 2011 AVN best foreign male category. I rest my case!
Best of luck to all the nominees.